Lewis: Wait, what does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: ...Tom Selleck.

I hate to break it to you, but the American dream is in China.

Bert Hanson

[filling out paperwork] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!

Austin Powers

Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Socrates [speaking Greek]

Billy Hoyle: You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no, 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES.
Sidney Deane: Don't start that shit again.

TV Sports Announcer: [announcing basketball game on TV] 3 seconds left. The shot is up...
TV Narrator: [Peyton switches channel] Welcome to the magical world of ponies!

Catherine: Hi. I'm Catherine.
Uninterested Guy: I know. We just had sex five minutes ago

Penny Lane: How old are you?
William Miller: Eighteen.
Penny Lane: Me too! How old are we really?
William Miller: Seventeen.
Penny Lane: Me too!
William Miller: Actually, I'm sixteen.
Penny Lane: Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different.
William Miller: I'm fifteen.

Treehorn Thug: [holding up bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

Jake: Disco pants and haircuts...
Elwood: Yeah, lots of space in this mall.

David Seville: [the boys are singing Funky Town] Hey guys, knock it off. It's 3 in the morning.
[Theodore and Simon stop, Alvin continues to sing]
David Seville: Alvin.
[he continues]
David Seville: Alvin.
[he continues]
David Seville: ALVIN!

Foxxy Cleopatra: Hey. What's kickin', Basil?
Basil Exposition: A lot is kicking, Foxxy.

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