Popular Comedy Quotes
There's a fly in the ointment, shits hittin' the fan, the lion will speak!Saul
Mr. Edwards: Oh, yeah, Clark's a great guy. He'll take good care of Angie.
Dale Denton: You know what, why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick?
Mr. Edwards: Hey, I'm a teacher! You can't say that to me!
Dale Denton: Yeah? Well, I'm not a student here, so I can say whatever the fuck I want, you cheap little bastard!
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.Red
Matheson: You know you gonna die, right?
Matheson: I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you! I hope you enjoy these last seventeen minutes of your life.
Your wedding will be huge... just like your ass at prom!Emma
Your wedding better watch it!Liv
If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open...Liv
The truth will set you free but before it does; It's gonna piss you off!Professor Turner
Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.
Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Ned Freedman: What are you eating?
Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry.
Hell to the yeah!Madea