Popular Comedy Quotes
Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.
The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.
Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!General George Armstrong Custer
General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.
Kah Mun Rah: Any questions?
Al Capone: Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah: It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!
Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley: I can explain that.
Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.Kah Mun Rah
In some countries, my hair is considered currency.General George Armstrong Custer
You're crazier than a road lizard.Jedediah
Kenji: Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!