Satin lives.

James Brennan

Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.

Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?

Mike Connell

Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

James Brennan

Fuck this weed is good.

Eric

James Brennan: [after being told that Herman Melville was such an overlooked nobody when he was alive that when he died, his obituary reported his name as Henry Melville] No, that's bullshit, seriously. Herman Melville wrote an 800 page novel that was a parable for the horrors of the whaling industry. He wasn't overlooked or left for dead - he was an impassioned man when he was alive! I hope that when I'm dead, I'm fortunate enough that someone calls me Henry.
Joel: Well one can only hope.

[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?

Tallahassee

Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?

The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.

Bliss Cavendar

I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.

Mr. Cavendar

Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.

Coach Jeff

Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?

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