Popular Comedy Quotes
Satin lives.James Brennan
Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.
Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?Mike Connell
Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.James Brennan
Fuck this weed is good.Eric
James Brennan: [after being told that Herman Melville was such an overlooked nobody when he was alive that when he died, his obituary reported his name as Henry Melville] No, that's bullshit, seriously. Herman Melville wrote an 800 page novel that was a parable for the horrors of the whaling industry. He wasn't overlooked or left for dead - he was an impassioned man when he was alive! I hope that when I'm dead, I'm fortunate enough that someone calls me Henry.
Joel: Well one can only hope.
[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?Tallahassee
Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?
The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.Bliss Cavendar
I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.Mr. Cavendar
Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.Coach Jeff
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?