Hey I did my first desk pop!

Allen Gamble

He's black! He's been through a lot!


Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?

Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!

Chicken Joe

You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Lane Iverson

Get us laid! Ahhhhhhhhh!


Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.


Well, that's the last we should be hearing from Lucy man. She's probably stuffing herself down the incinerator about now. You know what we need? We need some opium.

Dr. Gonzo

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

Ladies, until you understand the mindset of a man, you are never gonna win in the game of love.

Steve Harvey

He's an angry elf!


Nick: You look like a turtle crawled out of his shell.
Lou: You look like an egg gave birth to another egg.
Nick: You look like Gandalf the poor.
Lou: You look like the least-popular kid in the cancer ward.
Nick: You look like you've never made a correct decision.
Jacob: Ever
Lou: I have definitely given a back alley b***job.
Jacob: I gotta admit. I kind of like this.
Nick: You look like Billy Zane's d***.

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