Popular Comedy Quotes
Hey I did my first desk pop!Allen Gamble
He's black! He's been through a lot!Schmidt
Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?
Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!Chicken Joe
You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.Lane Iverson
Get us laid! Ahhhhhhhhh!Droz
Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.Marie
Well, that's the last we should be hearing from Lucy man. She's probably stuffing herself down the incinerator about now. You know what we need? We need some opium.Dr. Gonzo
Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
Ladies, until you understand the mindset of a man, you are never gonna win in the game of love.Steve Harvey
He's an angry elf!Buddy
Nick: You look like a turtle crawled out of his shell.
Lou: You look like an egg gave birth to another egg.
Nick: You look like Gandalf the poor.
Lou: You look like the least-popular kid in the cancer ward.
Nick: You look like you've never made a correct decision.
Lou: I have definitely given a back alley b***job.
Jacob: I gotta admit. I kind of like this.
Nick: You look like Billy Zane's d***.