Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville

Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?
Mary: [Laughs] Stop it
Harry: Okay. Seven forty-five

That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Garth Algar

Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli

Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

The rose goes in the front, big guy.

Crash Davis

John Clasky: They should name a gender after you.
John Clasky: Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense.
John Clasky: And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything.
John Clasky: And all of that and you're you.
John Clasky: It's just that you are drop dead crazy gorgeous.
John Clasky: So much so, that I'm actually considering looking at you again before we finish up here.

This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!

Borat

[to caddy] Where were you on that one, dipshit?

Happy Gilmore

Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

Costa

WAKA-WAKA!

Fozzie Bear

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