Popular Comedy Quotes
You are total catch. Any guy would by psyched to be your man. You should just make room for someone who is nice to you.Lillian
I am ready to parrrtyyy.Annie
Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking]
All right, time's up. Time to sit down, buddy."Hey Everybody Here's some fun facts The population of Thailand is 63 million people It is twice the size of Wyoming None of you know Stu like I do I can't even tell you what we've been through because we made pact What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu's first marriage There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ..." Phil
Phil: "Stu Come on, Get up. We got a situation"
Stu: "Where are we"
Phil: "You're gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok."
[Stu checks mirror and screams]
"This is a real tattoo!"
Stu: "Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan: I didn't do anything
Phil: "It happened again."
Tracy: "Seriously, what is wrong with you three?"
Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He's my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches
Stu: "You got shot!"
Phil: "Am I gonna be ok? You're a doctor."
[Stu looks at the gunshot wound and screams]
"All I wanted was a breakfast brunch."Stu
"I have a demon in me."Stu
"We made a pact, Wolfpack only."Alan [to Teddy]
"When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language."Alan