Popular Comedy Quotes
He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!Phil Foster
...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?Phil Foster
I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.Phil Foster
If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!Claire Foster
You put *your* junk in reverse!Phil Foster
Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.Claire Foster
MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!"
MacGruber: "Don't worry we got your back. We're only 7 blocks away. So if anything goes down..."
Vicki St. Elmo: "7 blocks?"
MacGruber: "Okay, you got me. About 20 blocks."
Vicki St. Elmo: "Wasn't there anything closer?"
Lt. Dixon Piper: "There were tons of spots closer."
MacGruber: "Yeah, with meters!"
I'm gonna turn Washington DC into a pile of ash.Dieter Von Cunth
Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap! There's like a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guyMacGruber
Lt. Dixon Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet proof vest?"
MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet proof vest?! Awesome!"