Popular Comedy Quotes
You tell him that you loved African Child.Sergio Roma
Aaron Green: If the party sucked, just say it. You don't have to lie.
Matty: You missed an awesome party.
Shut up. Don't speak.Sergio Roma
Go get your Destiny.Sergio Roma
[in Aaron's dream] Look. I'm eating my own head.Sergio Roma
Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you're dick has a condom on, because I have a dirty mind.
Lenny Feder: Higgy!
Marcus Higgins: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny Feder: What does that mean?
Marcus Higgins: Um... you're fat.
Lenny Feder: No!
Roxanne Chase-Feder: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.
Rob Hilliard: My wife.
Roxanne Chase-Feder: I'm sorry!
Rob Hilliard: I'm not.
[kisses his wife]
Marcus Higgins: [onlooking] Oh, grody.
Bean Lamonsoff: Mommy, I want some milk.
Sally Lamonsoff: Come here. I'll give you a little something.
[starts breastfeeding Bean]
Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?
Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.
Kurt McKenzie: [pause] That's 4.
Eric Lamonsoff: [pause] Yeah.
(with wonder) Oh look, he's flying.Allen Gamble
(Yelling at Terry Hoitz) You should have shot A-Rod!Heckler
At age 11, I audited my parents.Allen Gamble