Makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra.

Terry Hoitz

You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!

Roxy Richter

Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?

That... was *epic.*

Kim Pine

Scott Pilgrim: You know her?
Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.
Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!

'Sup? How's life? He seems nice.

Lucas Lee

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?

You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

Envy Adams

Ok, you may have just seen a dude's junk. And he is very sorry.

Wallace Wells

You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.

Scott Pilgrim

Becca Crane: Jacob, why did you just take off your shirt?
Jacob: [Holds up employment contract] My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time.

Becca Crane: Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form. Becca disbelievingly]
Becca Crane: A chihuahua?

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