Popular Comedy Quotes
Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?Ted
Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
Boon: Every one? Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!
We're so damned lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?John Winger
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
Susan Cooper: My real name is... Amber Valentine.
Rayna Boyanov: What are you, a porn star?
Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.
Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
DS Andy Wainwright: Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!
General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up sir.
Dewey Finn: Who are you babe? This is my apartment babe.
Patty Di Marco: Oh oh, not if you don't pay your rent, it's not.
Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!Mary
Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.Indians Fan