Popular Comedy Quotes
Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?
I wish monkeys could skype.Alan
I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.Stu
Holla, City of Squalor!Mr. Chow
K as in Knife.Alan
Sometimes when you snort coke, your heart stops and starts up again. Read a book!Mr. Chow
I was gonna have you sing 'Burn it Up' by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don't like Indie music.Alan
Phil: You're not my friend!
Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You're the bearded devil!
Phil: You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal, it always ends like this.
Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.Dionne
You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.Cher
Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!Tai