Popular Comedy Quotes
I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!Todd
Who are those guys?Kid at Party
Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!
Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top!Kermit
There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!Miss Piggy
Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.Fozzie Bear
Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!
Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie...
Your fans never left you! The world hasn't forgotten!Walter
Statler: I always dreamed we'd be back here.
Waldorf: Dreams? Those where nightmares!