Popular Comedy Quotes
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm moving in.
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm your mother, Adam.
We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore.Brynn
I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.Helen's Stepson
Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?Lillian
Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen Flight Attendant: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man
Annie: You are a flight attendant.
Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!Bucky Larson
I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!Bucky Larson
Debbie Larson: Love that new haircut.
Bucky Larson: I get a lot of compliments on it. Thanks Mom!
Debbie Larson: Don't thank me, thank the bowl.
Porn Store Worker: We don't sell kiddie porn.
Bucky Larson: Oh, I'm allergic to cats.
Jimmy Fallon: You don't look like the average porn star.
Bucky Larson: Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater.
Hey, what's the word Big Bird?Bucky Larson
Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesn't taste like semen...