Popular Comedy Quotes
Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesn't taste like semen...
I shot Santa Claus in the face. He's real, and I shot him in the face.Harold
Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that whore house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeah...
I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!Todd
Who are those guys?Kid at Party
Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!
Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top!Kermit
There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!Miss Piggy
Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.Fozzie Bear
Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!
Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie...