Benjamin: This place is perfect! Why didn't you mention it earlier?
Mr. Stevens: It's a bit complicated.
Benjamin: Complicated's okay. What's so complicated about this place?
Mr. Stevens: Well, you see, it's uhhh... (Lion roars, loudly) It's a zoo.
Rosie: Yay!
Mr. Stevens: Yay!

I like the animals, but I love the humans.

Duncan

Benjamin: Hey Rosie, am I doing anything right?
Rosie: You're handsomer than the other dads. Lots of them don't have hair. So that's good.

Benjamin: I think you're incredibly pretty - please don't take offense if I don't hit on you.
Kelly: I'd be offended if you did.

At the risk of stating the obvious, you're insane.

Duncan

Kelly: We need somebody who can take charge of this place, or else we and all these animals are gone.
Benjamin: So your question is...
Kelly: Why did you buy this place?
Benjamin: Why not?

We bought a zoo!

Rosie

If you're doing something for the right reasons, nothing can stop you.

Duncan

Damn skippy!

Stephanie Plum

Jackie: Lula, a snack?
Lula: You always complainin'. It's hot. I'm hungry.

If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.

Lula

Joe Morelli: How does a person eat like you eat and look like you look?
Stephanie Plum: Hey, why are you messing with my Tasty Cakes, huh?!

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