Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.

Roy O'Bannon

I say we just grow up, be adults and die.

Veronica Sawyer

You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Lane Iverson

It's called incest Arlene, and it's against the law

Betsy Jobs

Let's go play machete fight. Ain't no terrible tradgedy's gonna happen today!


Banky: God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hooper: You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again.

Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one.

Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.

Mikita's Manager, Glen

Leo: [to Ulla] We might have a position for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.

Morons... your bus is leaving.


Get us laid! Ahhhhhhhhh!


I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.

Billy Hoyle

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