Popular Comedy Quotes
Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.Roy O'Bannon
I say we just grow up, be adults and die.Veronica Sawyer
You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.Lane Iverson
It's called incest Arlene, and it's against the lawBetsy Jobs
Let's go play machete fight. Ain't no terrible tradgedy's gonna happen today!Nate
Banky: God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hooper: You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one.
Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.Mikita's Manager, Glen
Leo: [to Ulla] We might have a position for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.
Morons... your bus is leaving.Phil
Get us laid! Ahhhhhhhhh!Droz
I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.Billy Hoyle