Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that whore house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Harold: Remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeah...

I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!

Todd

Who are those guys?

Kid at Party

Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!

Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top!

Kermit

There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!

Miss Piggy

Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Fozzie Bear

Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!

WOMANNN!

Animal

Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie...

Your fans never left you! The world hasn't forgotten!

Walter

WAKA-WAKA!

Fozzie Bear

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