Popular Comedy Quotes
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.Dr. Peter Venkman
Get us laid! Ahhhhhhhhh!Droz
You two make a cute couple. But could you do this later? When you're not elbow deep in my vagina?Pregnant Woman
Earl Bassett: No way those things can outrun these horses!
Valentine McKee: Yeah, well, for all you know, they can fly.
Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?Prince Akeem
Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
Ralph: I think... both.
Deborah Clasky: You were an alcoholic and wildly promiscuous woman during my formative years so that im in this fix because of you, it is your fault and I just needed that moment for us to build on.
Evelyn Wright: You have a solid point dear... but right now the lessons of my life are coming in handy for you.
What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?Chuck
Crash Davis: Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he?
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [softly, infuriated] I held it like an egg.
Crash Davis: Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Guy gets a free steak!
All right right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?Droz
Doug Butabi: Why go out for a burger when you got steak at home?
Steve: Yeah, we should go for lunch after this.
Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.Mikita's Manager, Glen