Popular Comedy Quotes
I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.Andrew Largeman
Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on that's how you drive!Mike Lowrey
You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!Emily
Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!
Erica Barry: I'm... I'm sorry.
Harry: For what?
Erica Barry: I... I just kissed you.
Harry: No, honey. I kissed you.
Use of any unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.Police Dispatcher
[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"Miles
Will Turner: If we can outrun her, we can take her. We should turn and fight.
Jack Sparrow: Why fight when you can negotiate?
[to caddy] Where were you on that one, dipshit?Happy Gilmore
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Ovaltine?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you! I'm a little - tired!
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Goodnight.
Beanie: Girls love a guy who's in your situation.
Mitch: What situation?
Beanie: Mitch. You're on the rebound. You're like an injured young fawn who's been nursed back to health and is finally going to be released back into the wilderness.
Roy, you're about to die. You're on the minute hand of a clock. My life is flashing before my eyes. Wait a minute. I don't remember her.Roy