Popular Comedy Quotes
Ron Burgundy: Brick, can you hear me?
Brick Tamland: I can't hear you.
Ron Burgundy: You're answering so I think you can hear me.
Brick Tamland: No, I can't.
What the fuck is this shit?Kelly
Barf: I know we need the money, but...
Lone Starr: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Barf: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.Jack Byrnes
Thorny: You smell something, Rabbit?
Rabbit: *sniff sniff* ... Fear.
You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.Kevin
Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!
For a long time I've been walking down life's road with my two pals, Bad Luck and Bad Choices. Fortunately I'm a big believer in new beginnings, new friends, and running from my problems. So one day I decided to head for the island. Aloha, my name is Jack.Jack Ryan
Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!Ace Ventura
Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!Roy O'Bannon