Popular Comedy Quotes
You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.Darald
Not at the table, Jose!Alan Garner
[to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?Lana
That was my skull! I'm so wasted!Jeff Spicoli
Harry Sanborn: I can't get past your damn turtleneck.
Erica Barry: Cut it off!
I Want To Tickle Your Belly Button... From The Inside.Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger
There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers.Richard
Gus Portokalos: [crying] Why you want to leave me?
Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!
I caught you a delicious bass.Napoleon Dynamite
Osgood: You must be quite a girl.
Daphne: Wanna bet?
[to his parol officer] I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.Ned
I opened up to you, and you judged me.Tiffany