Popular Comedy Quotes
You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.
Sam Sparks
What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame!
'Baby' Brent
I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.
Earl Devereaux
[Last lines] This was not well thought out.
Mayor Shelbourne
[Repeated line] Uh oh!
'Baby' Brent
My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong.
Earl Devereaux
[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Flint Lockwood
Yeah! I'm a chicken!
'Baby' Brent
Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.
Flint Lockwood
[sees spaghetti tornado] Mamma mia.
Flint Lockwood
Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.
Patrick Patrickson
Glad I'm wearing a diaper.
'Baby' Brent
