Popular Comedy Quotes
Bruno: Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley.
BrÃ¼no: Not yet.
Don't be lost when the time comes, for the day of the Lord cometh like a thief in the night.Reverend Cleophus James
Who loves ya, baby?Brooke
Doug Madsen: Look, guys, sign at the curve of the road!
Bobby Davis: Madrid.
Woody Stevens: Spain?
Ben Affleck: So? Action, Gus or what?
Gus Van Sant: Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy.
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.Smokey
Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.
It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis!Carter
You gotta help me! You gotta help me!Jack
Please have a party! Feed us drinks!Droz
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.Ace Ventura
We got personality, with a capital Y. Why? Because we're hot!RamÃ³n