I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.

Principal Wally Snur

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Elizabeth Halsey

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

Elizabeth Halsey

[as she is being dragged away] You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!

Amy Squirrel

If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera! An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're fucked!

Mark

Shut the front door.

Amy Squirrel

[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.

Carl Halabi

Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.

Russell Gettis

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Chip Douglas

Steven: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
Chip Douglas: Tho?

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The Cable Guy: Sounds like heart break to me.
Steven Kovacs: Well I really don't want to discuss it with you. Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
The Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!

Preferred customer my ASS!

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