Popular Comedy Quotes
Talk Show Producer: No respected psychic will come on this show. They all think you're a fraud.
Peter Venkman: I am a fraud!
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.The Mayor
Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.Peter Venkman
Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?
Dana: His name is Oscar.
Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog, you poor man, you poor, poor man.
Peter Venkman: [outside the courthouse] We're the best. We're the beautiful. We're the only Ghostbusters.
Ray: We're back!
Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.Janosz
I spent an hour in my room last night talking to Fiorella LaGuardia, and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghost Busters?The Mayor
Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
You're goin' down. Chainsaw.Ash
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?