This tastes significantly better than sardines.

Joe Towne

Come on, Sam. Doctor Manny's got the medicine for your face.

'Baby' Brent

Flying Car 2... now with wings!

Flint Lockwood

When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!

Flint Lockwood

When it rains... you put on a coat.

Tim Lockwood

Put the frog down!

Nadya

Sequel! Sequel!

Animal

Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then space bump, space bump, space bump, your name...

Kermit: And not one single person noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?
Fozzie Bear: It sounds worse than it was...
Walter: No, it's as bad as it sounds.

Dominic Badguy: Dominic
Fozzie Bear: Dominic Badguy?
Dominic Badguy: "Bad-gee". It's French.

Constantine: You guys have all the freedom you want!
Muppets: WHAT?
Gonzo: When can I do my indoor running with the bulls?

Walter: Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?
Miss Piggy: That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!
Rizzo: Yeah, that's what we are saying!

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