I'll juice ya up.

Chip Douglas

Come on Stevie, time to leavey, It's the fun bus man!

Chip Douglas

Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

Chip Douglas

Wake up lil snoozy! Smell the smelling salts!

Chip Douglas

Chip Douglas: Here is a comment card. Please mail it in when I am done.
Steven Kovacs: Does this go to your boss?
Chip Douglas: No it goes to me, I'm sort of a perfectionis... perfectionis... t.

Chip Douglas: Call it one guy doing another guy a solid.
Steven Kovacs: That is so nice!
Chip Douglas: Well you're a nice guy! You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.

What a place for an ending, huh? It's like that movie 'Goldeneye'!

Chip Douglas

I love this game!

The Cable Guy

Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost.

The Cable Guy

I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.

Ron Burgundy

Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.

Freddie Shapp: We're starting a 24-hour news channel and we want you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm going to do the thing that god put Ron Burgundy on this earth to do, have salon-quality hair and read the news.

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