Popular Comedy Quotes
Teddy Sanders: We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
Mac Radner: Who are you?
Garf: I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!
Kelly Radner: That's actually Al Pacino.
Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner: That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.
Pete: He puts his dick in your mouth while you were asleep!
Assjuice: I wasn't asleep.
Officer Watkins: You called about your neighbors?
Mac Radner: No.
Officer Watkins: We have caller ID, we're cops, everybody has caller ID.
Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Teddy Sanders: You make the store more approachable.
Mac Radner: Like, I'm more of an attainable goal?
Teddy Sanders: Yeah, you're like Relaxed Fit.
Jimmy: Let's make a baby!
Paula: Yes, that will solve all our problems.
Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.Edward
George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.
[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
Clinch: Where did you learn to shoot?
Albert: Your wife.
Edward: Oh, snap!
Where are all the white women at?Gunman at Fair in Final Scene