Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.

Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky Edwards: Faggot?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy.

Go home. Movie's over. Get the fuck out of here.

Sergio Roma

Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!

Pageant Assistant: Are you authorized to be backstage?
Dwayne: [without stopping] No.

Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you, Egon.
[pulls out candy bar]
Dr. Peter Venkman: You... You've earned it

Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.


Who wants to have a pillow fight?

Michael Newman

Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle: No, just circular.

Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.


You should see the other guy!

Carl Showalter

Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms," yo!


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