Pee-wee: How do ya like school, Billy?
Pee-wee: Closed!

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This is one of my personal favorite parts of the tour. Please say hello to our residents, Pedro and his wife Inez. Inez is holding a clay pot that she seems very proud of. She has carefully detailed it with lots of paint and glaze. And Pedro is working on an "adobe." Can you say that with me? "Adobe".

Tina

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

Pee-wee

Pee-wee: Life can be so unfair.
Mickey: You telling ME?

Is this something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?

Pee-wee

I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.

Justin

We're the law, bitch!

Ryan

Ryan: I got promoted to sergeant!
Justin: You got promoted to sergeant?
Ryan: I felt like I deserved it.

I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.

Justin

Sorry, we don't serve liars here. Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?

Josie

That's what you GET!

Ryan

Harry Dunne: Whoa, Lloyd. Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock.
Lloyd Christmas: That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?

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