Popular Comedy Quotes
Pageant Assistant: Are you authorized to be backstage?
Dwayne: [without stopping] No.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you, Egon.
[pulls out candy bar]
Dr. Peter Venkman: You... You've earned it
Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.Ted
Who wants to have a pillow fight?Michael Newman
Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle: No, just circular.
Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.Farva
Chon Wang: Roy! There you are. Need anything, buddy?
Roy: A whole lot of "leave me alone."
You should see the other guy!Carl Showalter
Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms," yo!Jay
See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.Nacho
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'll be honest with you. I - I find your accent quite funny. Where are you fvam?
Yuri: From Russia. Gluant recruited me from the Russian military gym.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [mocking him] "do-do-do-ba-ba-lo"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You need to work on your accent.
Are we gonna get it on now?Ricky Bobby