Popular Comedy Quotes
The tall one? He just got fired from Kinko's.Paula
Rufus T. Firefly: How would you like a job in the mint?
Chicolini: Mint? No, no, I no like a mint. Uh, what other flavor you got?
Tyra Banks: Do you know who i am?
Hannah Montana: I know you know who i am.
[sitting watching "Ghost" and crying] God, I'm a fag.Tank
Judith: I don't want your shitty old house or your dead grandmother.
Wayne: I'll throw J.D. in. He doesn't look like much but girls call him the human power drill.
J.D.: It's true!
[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!Bart Simpson
Blaine is the stool capital of the world.Glenn Welsch
Be a mensch!Dr. Dreyfuss
Erica Barry: Wait. You're leaving, Zoe's leaving, the entourage is leaving. You mean I'm going to be alone in this house... with HIM?
Marin: Well, the hospital's sending over a nurse first thing in the morning.
Erica Barry: In the morning? That's like 19 hours from now!
Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.Ron Albertson
I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.Slinky Dog