Popular Comedy Quotes
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.
I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.Borat
We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.Borat
Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.
I loves the Pamela Andersons.Borat
Fuck off, Death!Borat
[ogling woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?Borat
[holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Go ahead, make my day, Jew...Borat
Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.Borat
What's up, vanilla face?Borat
[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.Borat
[narrating] I had not come to Hollywood to fight with a man dressed as Hitler.Borat