Popular Comedy Quotes
Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!Borat
Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?
Quick children, smash the Jew egg!Borat
[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.Borat
Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.
I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?Borat
Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?Borat
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.
We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.Borat
Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.
I loves the Pamela Andersons.Borat
Fuck off, Death!Borat