Popular Comedy Quotes
Jack: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
Brad: Ha, you got me!
Don't forget, I'm his father. You're just the guy who fucks his mom.Nick Naylor
I have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.Nick Naylor
Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway.
Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.
Heather Holloway: [holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher?
Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather.
Heather Holloway: By all means. So, Mr. Naylor ...
Nick Naylor: [interrupting] Nick.
Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with ...
Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux.
Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good?
Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.Borat
We support your war of terror.Borat
Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.
Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!Borat
Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?
Quick children, smash the Jew egg!Borat
[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.Borat