Popular Comedy Quotes
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.Borat
We support your war of terror.Borat
Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.
Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!Borat
Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?
Quick children, smash the Jew egg!Borat
[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.Borat
Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.
I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?Borat
Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?Borat
We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.Borat