Popular Comedy Quotes
Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!Borat
[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!Borat
Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!Borat
In my country, they would go crazy for these two.Borat
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.Borat
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.
She's fabulous, but she's evil.Damian
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.