Popular Comedy Quotes
My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.Chazz
Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.Chazz
They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.Chazz
Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.Darren MacElroy
Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... ME!RamÃ³n
RamÃ³n: You know, chica chica, boom boom.
Mumble: You are not interested in chicas?
RamÃ³n: You kdiding? Without us the chicas got no boom
[watching the elephant seals]
Raul: I don't think they are penguin eaters, are they?
RamÃ³n: I believe they are herbivores.
RamÃ³n: You know, kelp suckers!
Memphis: Whatcha doin' there, boy?
Baby Mumble: [tap dancing] I'm happy, Pa!
Memphis: Whatcha doin' with your feet?
Baby Mumble: [looks down] They're happy, t
I'm speaking clear penguin!Mumble
RamÃ³n: You just got to do exactly what I say!
RamÃ³n: Did I say "okay"?
RamÃ³n: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
RamÃ³n: EXACTLY what I say!
Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it!RamÃ³n
Memphis: You bet you will. The word triumph starts with "try" and ends with...?
Young Mumble: umph?
Memphis: That's right, a big ol' UMPH!