Popular Comedy Quotes
Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?Regina George
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You're just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality.
What in the world?Pageant Official Jenkins
[written on piece of paper showing it to Frank] Welcome to hell.Dwayne
There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers.Richard
Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.Richard
I can say what I want - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.Grandpa
Life is one fuckin' beauty contest after another.Dwayne
You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest!Dwayne
Sheryl: [after Frank's suicide attempt] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us.
Frank: Friedrich Nietzsche? You stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche?
Frank: Far out.
Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.Grandpa