Popular Comedy Quotes
Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.Nigel
Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.Miranda Priestly
[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?Miranda Priestly
I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.Hector
You better not cut my head off!Chazz
I swear to god if you cut my head off...Chazz
He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.Hector
I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.Hector
How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?Chazz
Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?
Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!