Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.

Nigel

Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.

Miranda Priestly

[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?

Miranda Priestly

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

I swear to god if you cut my head off...

Chazz

He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.

Hector

I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.

Hector

How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?

Chazz

Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

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