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Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Swann: Will! Why is this happening?
Will Turner: I don't know. You look beautiful.
Elizabeth Swann: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.Jack Sparrow
Will Turner: If we can outrun her, we can take her. We should turn and fight.
Jack Sparrow: Why fight when you can negotiate?
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.
Jack Sparrow: How are we going?
Gibbs: Including those four? That gives us... four.
Will Turner: And then I intend to return here to marry you.
Elizabeth Swann: Properly?
Will Turner: Eagerly, if you'll still have me.
Elizabeth Swann: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?Davy Jones
Jack Sparrow: Er, Mr. Gibbs...
Jack Sparrow: I feel sullied and unusual.
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.Shrek
I hate Mondays.Puss-in-Boots