Popular Comedy Quotes
Inigo Montoya: Where is this Count Rugen now, so I may kill him?
Fezzik: He's in the castle with the prince. But the castle gate is guarded by 30 men!
Inigo Montoya: How many do you think you could handle?
Fezzik: I don't think more than 10.
Inigo Montoya: Leaving 20 for me?
General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up sir.
While we're young.Al Czervik
Shaun: Who the hell put this on?
Ed: It's on random.
Liz: For fuck's sake!
Who the hell was eating that turkey ass?Rasputia
Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.
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Lacey Underall: Who's you decorator? Bennihana?
Ty Webb: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.
Lacey Underall: You were in the war?
Ty Webb: [limps and pats his butt] No... Homo.
Toula Portokalos: Why ... why do you love me?
Ian Miller: Because I came alive when I met you
Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?
Schmidt: Listen, Mr. Walters, I should apologize…
Mr. Walters: For shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it. They gave me a vagina. Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!
Eric: No, you're not!
Mr. Walters: Yes, I am! You own this ass.
Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.Sally Albright