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Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.
Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.Nigel
I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?Emily
You are in desperate need of Chanel.Nigel
[to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's, I saw it.Emily
Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.
Bore someone else with your questions.Miranda Priestly
Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.
A million girls would kill for this job.Emily
Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.
Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.
I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.Emily