Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.

Nigel

I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Emily

You are in desperate need of Chanel.

Nigel

[to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's, I saw it.

Emily

Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.

Bore someone else with your questions.

Miranda Priestly

Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.

A million girls would kill for this job.

Emily

Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.

Emily

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