Popular Comedy Quotes
They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.Chazz
Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.Darren MacElroy
Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... ME!RamÃ³n
Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my headBaby Seymour
Leopard Seal: Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup!
RamÃ³n: Yeah, but first you gotta catch up!
RamÃ³n: You know, chica chica, boom boom.
Mumble: You are not interested in chicas?
RamÃ³n: You kdiding? Without us the chicas got no boom
[watching the elephant seals]
Raul: I don't think they are penguin eaters, are they?
RamÃ³n: I believe they are herbivores.
RamÃ³n: You know, kelp suckers!
Memphis: Whatcha doin' there, boy?
Baby Mumble: [tap dancing] I'm happy, Pa!
Memphis: Whatcha doin' with your feet?
Baby Mumble: [looks down] They're happy, t
I'm speaking clear penguin!Mumble
RamÃ³n: You just got to do exactly what I say!
RamÃ³n: Did I say "okay"?
RamÃ³n: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
RamÃ³n: EXACTLY what I say!