Popular Comedy Quotes
I don't think I am going to say, "What the fuck" anymore.Joel Goodson
I let my haters be my motivators!Karl
Lee: I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are.
Carter: What the hell did you just say?
Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir.
Ty Webb: Danny.
Kenny Fisher: I mean peep this - They say here 92 percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. 92 percent of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" 92 percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?
Ritchie Koolboy: What?
Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a 92 percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo.
I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!Walter Sobchak
I Want To Tickle Your Belly Button... From The Inside.Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger
I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.Dewey Finn
I'm not the hero. I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt; that's who I am.Albert
Wolfgang von Wolfhaus: It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve.
Gunter: Is that the title we all agreed on? I kind of like Operation Stein Grab.
Rolf: Or what about Brauheist 2006?
Gunter: Oh, that's a good one.
Rolf: Ja, It's kind of spunky.
Gunter: Ja, Its fun
It's a fucking barn. We'll never fill it.Mr. Fabulous
It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.Buddy