Harry Sanborn: I can't get past your damn turtleneck.
Erica Barry: Cut it off!

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.

Miles

I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

Dewey Finn

I let my haters be my motivators!

Karl

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Cal Naughton, Jr.

Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir.
Ty Webb: Danny.

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Ron Burgundy

Westley: I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think.
Westley: Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?

I'll have the rent by the end of the week, go tell the mayor.

Dewey Finn

I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.

Dewey Finn

I'm gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.

Hobbit Lover

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