Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Max Fischer: Is that Latin?

MacMillan: You can't see this on a marketing report.
Josh: Um, what's a marketing report?
MacMillan: Exactly.

She's fabulous, but she's evil.


I have a girlfriend, beat that out of me, bitch.

Dudley Frank

Governor Tracy: Now you'll have to tell me your name so I know who to make the check out to.
Clyde: My best friends call me Cash.

How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?


Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!


Wine Colored Tuxedo: I said there are no seats left sir, at any price.
Dr. Gonzo: Fuck seats! We're friends of Debbie's. I used to romp with her.

[written on piece of paper showing it to Frank] Welcome to hell.


Ed, this is serious!


I live in your phone!

Ben Stone

Jack Ryan: Have a little faith in people. Not God, cause he's just an imaginary friend for grown ups.
Frank Pizzarro: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Jack Ryan: I don't know.

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