Popular Comedy Quotes
You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.
Jeanine Pettibone
Kat Stratford: You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?
Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you!
I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
Banky Edwards
[to baby] And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.
H.I.
[seeking a match for her teacher] Unfortunately, There was a major babe drought at my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married and in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.
Cher
Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?
To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.
Buzz Lightyear
Hello titties.
Elizabeth Halsey
We know what you're up to man.
Dr. Gonzo
Donkey: Hi, princess.
Princess Fiona: It talks.
Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
I was drowning and she pulled me out of the ocean.
Julie
Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
