Popular Comedy Quotes
Debbie Dunham: Is that tuck and roll?
Terry Fields: Yeah!
Debbie Dunham: That's bitchin' tuck and roll! You know, I really love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.
Terry Fields: You do?
Debbie Dunham: Yeah.
Terry Fields: Yeah? Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery.
Debbie Dunham: Okay.
I'm alive!Aaron Green
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Does anybody have any ideas?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What about... a phone... you can smell through...
You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?Borat
What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?Raoul Duke
God bless the Internet.Finch
Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.Miles
Who the fuck does she think she is?Jim McAllister
Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
Good lord. God protect that poor little stooge.Oseary Drakoulias
Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?Van Wilder
This concludes our broadcast day. Click.Chip Douglas