Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.


Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.

[to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.


You gonna set my country music award on fire?


You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.

Marge Gunderson

You have spilled my macchiato.

Jean Girard

Trent: [to Mike] You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.

Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.

Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people."

You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

Sidney Deane

Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
Nick: "I was drag racing."
Detective: "In a Prius?"
Nick: "I don't win a lot."

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