Popular Comedy Quotes
Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.Harry
Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.
[to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.Matthew
You gonna set my country music award on fire?Rabbit
You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.Marge Gunderson
You have spilled my macchiato.Jean Girard
Trent: [to Mike] You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.
Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people."
You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.Sidney Deane
Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
Nick: "I was drag racing."
Detective: "In a Prius?"
Nick: "I don't win a lot."