Popular Comedy Quotes
It was a great night, my hetero heroine.Dev
When did you go through puberty? Like at seven or something?Mr. Walters
Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.Roy
Baptism! You two're just dumber'n a bag of hammers.Ulysses Everett McGill
You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!BrÃ¼no
While we're young.Al Czervik
You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.Lane Iverson
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.Al Czervik
Fuck this weed is good.Eric
[Talking about after her mom's death] It was so hard. I had to take on all of her responsibilities. Cooking... cleaning... breast feeding Mitch.Janey
Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.Steve Zissou
Van Wilder: Well just take a look at this... ya... doodles... I attend class today just about stayed the whole time too!
Gwen: I'm glad you went to all your classes today.
Van Wilder: And a few that weren't mine, I stepped in the wrong room, liked what I heard... stayed.
Gwen: That's great!