Popular Comedy Quotes
Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.
Trisha: Hi, is Napoleon there?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
Trisha: Can I talk to him?
Napoleon Dynamite: You already are.
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It was a great night, my hetero heroine.Dev
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While we're young.Al Czervik
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