Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.


I love you. And I'm about to boldly go where... many men have gone before.

William Miller

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

Lt. Frank Drebin

We bought a zoo!


You will not make this putt... jackass!


I hate those guys.

Dean Vernon Wormer

Party Guest: Oh,but really biting satire is always better than physical force.
Isaac Davis: No,physical force is always better with Nazis.

[after kissing Julian] Good. That's very good.

Erica Barry

I like the animals, but I love the humans.


Toula Portokalos: [narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.

My sweet dick, it's magic!

Patches O'Houlihan

It's not easy being mean...


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