Popular Comedy Quotes
Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.Rabbit
I love you. And I'm about to boldly go where... many men have gone before.William Miller
Looks like the cows have come home to roost.Lt. Frank Drebin
We bought a zoo!Rosie
You will not make this putt... jackass!Donald
I hate those guys.Dean Vernon Wormer
Party Guest: Oh,but really biting satire is always better than physical force.
Isaac Davis: No,physical force is always better with Nazis.
[after kissing Julian] Good. That's very good.Erica Barry
I like the animals, but I love the humans.Duncan
Toula Portokalos: [narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.
My sweet dick, it's magic!Patches O'Houlihan
It's not easy being mean...Constantine