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I did inhale because I thought 'What the hell, it's lit, it's in my hand, I'll inhale it.'Tom Dobbs
Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.Raoul Duke
The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier machÃ© lobster head.Karen
OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true.Sam
I'm a real boy!Pinocchio
Michelle: There um, hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately.
Selena: Why not?
Michelle: I don't know. I'm a mom now...
Selena: Oh please. Just because your a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you.
Michelle: Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each others...
Selena: Yes! Yes, I remember...let's keep that in the past though, okay?
The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.
You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.Randal Graves
... I got nothing.Silent Bob
Put me in your pocket, Mike.Tracy Lord
What's your name, Fruit Head?Grandpa Bud