Popular Comedy Quotes
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!Donkey
[looking at the huge castle] Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?Shrek
Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.
Uncle Rico: We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip: How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip: That's true, that's true.
Who the hell was eating that turkey ass?Rasputia
Elwood: Baby clothes...
Jake: This place has got everything.
Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.
Look at this, okay? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.Trent
American guest: Do you actually know Oscar Wilde?
Gareth: Not personally no. But I do know someone who could get you his fax number. Shall we dance?
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.David St. Hubbins
NOBODY steps on a church in my town.Dr. Peter Venkman