No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!

Little Rock

FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.

Tallahassee

Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.

It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.

Columbus

He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."

Columbus

Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.

Tallahassee

Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...

Columbus

[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!

Tallahassee

Okay. You're about to learn who you're gonna call... Ghostbusters

Columbus

[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!

Tallahassee

[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!

Tallahassee

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